Tuesday 21 June 2016

 A Full Moon-Induced Case Of The Bat-Shit Crazies


Awoooooooooooo! Full moon and I can't sleep.
Well, I could.
I mean, I did.
But I totally just has a nightmare that I was on a run-down river-boat cruise in Germany, and couldn't get my crap together in time for disembarkation and missed my flight to Sweden, and at the last minute found I was crawling with - you guessed it - lice! Aughhhhhhh! Okay...a few things weird about that nightmare.:
A: Never been on a river-boat cruise and don't plan on going.
B: If I did, it certainly wouldn't be on a crappy one like this.
C: I'm fairly certain the actor who played the jerk steward in Titanic (that gets punched in the nose by Rose) isn't working as a room steward on a crappy river-boat cruise in Germany.
D: My parents don't have a time-share cruise cabin on a run-down river boat that gives its passengers lice.
E: Never been to Sweden and don't plan on going.
F: Picture frames can't talk to you like they did in Harry Potter. (don't ask)
G: I'm pretty sure Nix would have a different name in Germany, although...now that I think about it - Aughhhhhh!
Also, totally missing my best friend Carmen, who would totally get my full-moon craziness right now.
"Awoooo!"
*sigh*
May as well have some coffee and work on the new website, because there is no way I'm going back to THAT dream!
Anyone else awake?
"Awooo?"